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Morgan Stanley Fires Employee For Offering To Clean Guinea Pig Cages, Other Services On Subway

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Until early September of this year, Solomon Lederer rode the B train from his apartment in Brooklyn up to Morgan Stanley’s offices in midtown without interacting with his fellow commuters. But he wanted to. Underneath his blue shirt and black pants beat the heart of a guy with a dream. Namely, to “make the commute more interesting and productive.” His idea was to link up riders who needed favors with other riders willing to perform them (for example, Lederer needed someone to help him with “a fun little script-writing project” and in exchange offered anything from dog watching, closet organizing; a woman needed her soiled guinea pig cages cleaned, and in return she was offering to do anything “within reason and the confines of legality”). Mostly though, he was just about the people connection. Mixing things up. That kind of stuff. So he printed up some flyers, stuffed them in his man satchel and set out to do just that.

Then the Journal got wind of it and decided to write a piece about Lederer which he figured could only help business. Unfortunately, he did not count on the higher-ups at Morgan Stanley not wanting to be associated with the whole charade (NB: they are fine with employees selling candy on the subway or performing 5-man dance routines, in case anyone is wondering if their day job is at risk). Lederer says he doesn’t mention that he works for Morgan Stanley in his morning pitch, but was identified as an employee in the article. A director “sent Lederer a text message shortly after the story appeared” and several days later, perhaps having conferred with John Mack on the matter, gave him the boot. So, Leds is looking for a job (MS gave two weeks severance), in case anyone has a home for the guy. (Do know he plans to “continue as strong as ever” with what he was doing on the subway.)



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Opening Bell: 09.16.10

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Goldman Sachs Fund of Ex-Prop Traders Said to Return 3% in 2010 (Bloomberg)
Goldman Sachs proprietary traders who created a hedge fund within the firm in 2007 have generated a return of about 3 percent this year, beating the industry average, people briefed on the gain said. Goldman Sachs Investment Partners, composed of former employees of the principal-strategies team led by Raanan Agus and Kenneth Eberts, manages more than $7 billion. The fund gained about 26 percent last year after losing more than 18 percent in 2008, the people said.

‘Bought And Paid For’: Charlie Gasparino Book Claims Obama Has ‘Unholy Alliance’ With Wall Street (HuffPo)
Goldman COO Gary Cohn once cornered Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid at a fundraiser at Goldman’s headquarters in Manhattan: “Who do you think you are, coming here asking for money while you trash us?” Reid sat back and took the abuse, even as Cohn shouted, “We’re getting sick of the bullshit!” Despite the anger, Reid went home with $40,000 in donations that night, writes Gasparino.

Citi Hires UBS Energy Investment Banking Team Headed By Trauber (Bloomberg)
Like we said. Also: “At the end of the day, this was not about the quantity of money, it’s about the assurance of money,” said Trauber, who will remain based in Houston. UBS made it “attractive” to stay, Trauber said. “It wasn’t a money issue for me,” he said. “It was a certainty of the team to be able to get paid.” Trauber said he has “no hard feelings” in leaving UBS. “We understand that by leaving, that hurts the firm, but that was not the intent,” he said. Trauber had been with UBS since 2003 and said he plans to take his team to his vacation home in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, to relax and play golf for a few days. “The most attractive part of this is a couple months off,” he said. “I haven’t had a couple months off since college.”

Regulators To Target ‘Window Dressing’ (WSJ)
The SEC is expected to propose rules requiring greater disclosure from banks and other companies about their short-term borrowings. The agency’s staff has been considering whether banks should be required to provide more frequent disclosure of their average borrowings, which would give a better picture of their debt throughout a quarterly period than do period-end figures.

US Adopts Tougher Stance On China (NYT)
“We are concerned, as are many of China’s trading partners, that the pace of appreciation has been too slow and the extent of appreciation too limited,” Mr. Geithner plans to say, according to excerpts of his statement released on Wednesday night by the Treasury Department.

Soros To Get Day In Court Over Insider Trading Case (NYT)
Europe’s highest human rights court said Wednesday that it would accept a complaint by the international financier George Soros that his rights were impinged on by French courts in convicting him in an insider trading case dating back more than two decades. The case involves the purchase of shares in the French bank Société Générale in 1988, after the bank had been privatized. Mr. Soros was later convicted of buying the shares based on insider information. The European court judged a complaint from Mr. Soros as “receivable,” under Article 7 of the European convention on human rights, which states that no person may be punished for an act that was not a criminal offence at the time that it was committed.

Young, male, testosterone-fuelled CEOs more likely to start or drop deals: UBC study (PA)
The study by Sauder Finance Professors Maurice Levi and Kai Li, and PhD student Feng Zhang, titled “Deal or No Deal: Hormones and the Mergers and Acquisitions Game,” shows that testosterone – a hormone associated with male dominance-seeking in competitive situations – can be a negative factor in high-stakes decision-making. “We find a strong association between male CEOs being young and their withdrawal rate of initiated mergers and acquisition,” says Prof. Levi, whose research relies on the established correlation between relative youth and increased levels of testosterone. “For instance, young CEOs, who have higher levels of testosterone, tend to reject offers even when this is against their interest.”

Betty White Has Some Thoughts On The Economy (CNBC)

Foreclosures Rise; Repossessions Set Record (CNBC)
Bank repossessions, often the final step in the foreclosure process after a home fails to sell at auction, increased about 3 percent from the month before to 95,364, a record high. At the same time the number of properties that received default notices—the first step in the foreclosure process—decreased 1 percent from a month ago and fell 30 percent from a year ago, a sign that lenders are focusing on their backlog of foreclosure inventory before tackling new distressed loans, according to foreclosure listing website RealtyTrac, which released the report.



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Paul Krugman: Suck It, BusinessWeek (Paulson, Anyone Who Ever Doubted This BSA*)

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Back in July, BusinessWeek ran an article asking its audience, “Krugman or Paulson: Who You Gonna Bet On?” Krugman’s outlook on the economy was way too dark, the article suggested, forecasting a third depression, whereas Paulson’s was more evenhanded, noting that “we’re in the middle of a sustained recovery in the U.S.” and “the risk of a double dip is less than 10 percent.” The author stopped short of saying it, but, oh, Krugman knew what he was driving at. That the economist was a bearded fruit, Paulson, a “market wizard.” Today, deciding that sufficient time had passed to prove that you shoulda bet on the BF, Krugman sat down to his computer and banged out the closest approximation to an “in yo face!” that the Times will allow.

“Krugman or Paulson: Who You Gonna Bet On?” Sorry, can’t resist. That was the title of this Business Week article a few months ago. The tone made it pretty clear that if you had any sense, you’d ignore the bearded academic and go with the market wizard. So, how’s it going? I’m sure that if Paulson had proved right, there would be a followup article mocking yours truly. Wanna bet that there won’t be a piece saying that maybe professors know something that traders don’t?

*Big Swinging Academic.



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Former Investment Banker And Ohio Gubernatorial Candidate John Kasich Has A Problem

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As you may have heard, Wall Street is not, lets just call it, the most “popular” place these days. This is especially true if you’re currently in or running for office. Gotta give the people what they want and what the people want is, for example, you to very publicly and hurtfully break off your bro-mance with anyone in the upper echelons of the Street, no matter how charming, handsome, and sweet they may be. The fact that he was once a managing director at Lehman Brothers is naturally something that Republican Gubernatorial hopeful John Kasich’s opponents are throwing in his face but it wasn’t until recently that they uncovered a relationship that could ruin his chances. It’s not with a hooker and it’s doesn’t involve a source who identified Kasich servicing a hobo in the men’s room of the Port Authority, though it does involve a Dick.

“Fuld is an awesome guy,” Kasich told New York Observer for a September, 2001, story. “He is the kind of guy you want to go into battle with,” the article quoted Kasich as saying. “He is a great leader.”

After Lehman’s demise, Fuld quickly emerged as one of the chief villains of the financial crisis. He was even rumored to have been punched in the face while exercising in the Lehman gym around the time of the company’s bankruptcy. Kasich backed away a little from his association with Fuld during his Reuters interview, saying: “I called him a good leader because of what he did after 9-11.”

Kasich, though, was interviewed for the story before September 11 and the piece made no mention of the attacks, which destroyed Kasich’s New York office.

“Fuld had his thing to do and I had my thing to do,” Kasich added.

Shorting Wall Street On The Campaign Trail [Reuters]



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FYI, Your (Bonus) Package Is Not Making You Better In Bed

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It’s just that its size helped prime your lady to get off.

“In a recent article … we reported that women with higher-income partners reported more frequent orgasms … however … the effect of partner income is no longer significant once the control variables have been accounted for. We therefore wish to correct the conclusions of our article. The association in the … data between partner wealth and self-reported orgasm frequency is best explained by the fact that women with higher-income partners are healthier, happier, younger, and more educated than women with lower-income partners.”

Correction: Rich Guys Do Not Actually Give Women More Orgasms [DI]

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Microvision Shares Jump On $8.5M Order For Mini Projectors

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Microvision (MVIS) shares are up sharply after the company said it received an $8.5 million order for its ultra-miniature PicoP laser projection display engine from “a consumer electronics customer,” which it did not name. The company said the projector will be embedded in a high-end mobile media player for release in late 2010.

The company said this is the first purchase order for the product.

MVIS is up 44 cents, or 14.6%, to $3.46.

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Goldman Sachs Has A Message For The World

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But it’s after 5 the night before a 3-day and if I can speak freely? I need to get out of here and can’t wade through this story just now. Also, while I’m sure there’s many a gem to be found within, based on an intimate knowledge of the firm, plus the article’s dek (“When it comes to its role in the financial crisis, Goldman Sachs has a message for the world”), there’s no need. If I know my Masters of the Universe– and I think I do!– the message is this: “blow us.” Or variants thereof. Prove me wrong.

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Eavesdropping In: Voyeur Outting Makes Trouble For RNC; Lindsay’s Mysterious White-Powdered Feet; Burgers Galore For Angelenos

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  • RNC boots a staffer for treating donors to a night out at WeHo's fetish/bondag themed Voyeur [Huffington Post]
  • James Franco could be getting an Ivy League Ph.D. [EOnline]
  • Lindsay's feet may also have their own coke problem [PopEater]
  • Jim Belushi gets really cranky on American Airlines flight [TMZ]
  • 3rd St.'s new burger spot promises 22 versions of the comfort food staple [UrbanDaddy]

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Eavesdropping In: Reemergence of Tiger, Hope For Gay Marriage in CA, Some Good News For Dennis Hopper, More Jesse James Drama

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  • Despite damaged image, Tiger Woods reemerges on the endorsement front for new Nike commercial [ANH]
  • Could Prop 8 soon be no more now that half of CA supports gay marriage? [Sacramento Bee]
  • Amid even more mistresses coming forward, Jesse James has altercation with the paps, resulting in citizens' arrests of both [Celebrity Gossip]
  • Scarlett Johansson sheds her trademark curves [NY Post]
  • Cancer embattled and mid-divorce, Dennis Hopper to receive star on Hollywood Walk of Fame [LA Times]

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Novell: Elliott “Welcomes” Decision To Consider Possible Buyers

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Investment firm Elliott Associates this morning said it “welcomed” Novell’s (NOVL) decision to “conduct a sale of the company.” Elliott has bid $5.75-a-share in cash for Novell; the company over the weekend rejected the offer as too low, but said it had hired J.P. Morgan to consider strategic alternatives, including a potential sale of the company.

Here’s Elliott’s statement:

“We welcome the Board’s decision to conduct a sale of the company, which we believe is the best way to maximize shareholder value. Our goal is to acquire Novell, and our cash offer to acquire all of the company’s shares for $5.75 per share provides shareholders with a substantial premium of 109% to the company’s equity value net of cash on January 4, the day before we commenced actively acquiring Novell shares. We look forward to the process and to actively pursuing an acquisition of the Company.”

NOVL this morning is up 28 cents, or 5%, to $5.92.

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