Looking for a new gig (or a gig period)? Disheartened by the dearth of openings in the industry at the moment? Itching for the chance to get all up in UBS’s face? If you’re under 37, in “prime physical condition” and can shoot a gun, the IRS wants you for its Criminal Investigation Divsion, which is now hiring. [FINS]

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Check out the wares here. The sale starts today at noon and ends at [TK] — so act now.

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Now’s your chance. Comp Cop Kenneth Feinberg is abandoning his post. Get it while it’s hot.

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• True to form, Lindsay Lohan has a temper tantrum in a NYC club and throws a drink in a model's face. You stay classy, Lohan [Popeater]
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• Phil Jackson upset immigration activists so much when he opted not to criticize Arizona's new immigration law that they are holding a demonstration tonight outside the Staples Center during the Lakers-Suns playoff game. Get there early if you're going to the game [KTLA]

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Brooksley Born, former head of the CFTC and now a member of the Financial Crisis Inquiry Commission, finally had her chance to stick it to Chris Cox.

Born, remember, was the only member of the President’s Working Group on Financial Markets in 1998 to call for comprehensive regulation of OTC derivatives like credit default swaps.

Cox, then a member of Congress and the chairman of the Task Force on Capital Markets, vehemently opposed the regulation as did Alan Greenspan, Larry Summers and Robert Rubin. Well, we know what kind of havoc unregulated OTC derivatives have caused since then.

Cox, testifying today in front of the FCIC, conceded it was probably a turf battle between the SEC and the CFTC that caused him and others to completely write-off Brooksley’s suggestions. “I’ve had the chance to review the debates we had,” Cox told Born at the hearing. “There was a lot of pride of brand at both the CFTC and the SEC” and the failure to take Born seriously “flowed from an our team is better mentality.”

Cox also blamed turf battles between various Congressional committees for missing the chance to regulate OTC derivatives. “Congress was incapable of regulating on the subject,” he told the commission.

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We all might entertain dreams of spending the summer in the South of France; sunning ourselves in St. Tropez, blowing money in Monaco or cruising along the Cote Azur aboard Cavalli's yacht. Well, now's our chance. MORE>>

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