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Apple iPad 2: It Begins … With A Downpour

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A line of empty folding chairs was positioned in queue outside Apple’s flagship store on Fifth Avenue Thursday night, in anticipation of the iPad 2 going on sale Friday night.

While some of you may be at home, warm and dry, waiting to order your iPad 2, others are preparing to brave it at retail locations.

At midnight this morning, in a driving rain, and with gusts of wind making a mess of the streets, a line of half a dozen or more folding chairs were queued outside Apple’s (AAPL) Fifth Avenue store in Manhattan. Most of the chairs were empty; I think one individual may have been seated, with a poncho, though it wasn’t clear if that person was awake or not.

The individual who was offering in a Craigslist ad to sell their spot at the front of the line for $800 appeared not to be anywhere around. A folding chair sat empty at the head of the row of chairs, an umbrella with the Apple logo perched over it.

The iPad 2 is to go on sale at retail locations at 5 pm, Eastern, today.

Article courtesy of Tech Trader Daily

Win Coachella Tickets With A "Like"

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No one I know expected Coachella tickets to sell out before April, let alone within a week of going on sale. And because my friends are all lazy, procrastinators, and tend to live by a general principle that things work themselves out without having to do anything, there wasn’t and still isn’t any sense of urgency to get them. That’s because they are all convinced that Goldenvoice is sitting on a secret reserve of tickets they’re waiting to release until closer the festival date. Read the full story

B-School Student Seeks Financing For Multi-Billion Commodities Deal

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A Columbia business student recently sent out an email peddling billions of dollars of iron ore to his classmates, pitching them and anyone they might know on the deal. It’s unclear how much money has been raised so far, but we figured we’d help cast a wider net. If you’re interested– get in touch!

From: [redacted at Columbia Business School]
To: All Students
Subject: For Sale: $13B of iron ore, +$10B of rare earth elements

I’m actually serious. This is a deal that I’ve put together.

We need to raise $20mm by December 7th and another $20mm within 45 days of then. We’ve hired an investment bank to work on this but sometimes it’s personal leads that are the best. I’m in touch with hedge funds, private equity firms, and wealthy individuals. Lemme know if you have any leads (or if you want to talk commodities in general).



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Lenny Dysktra “Plotting His Financial Comeback,” Has A New Theme Song

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The last couple years have not been going, as they say, so good for Lenny Dykstra. He got thrown out of his house (but not before ripping out the bathroom fixtures and pissing on the wall), he filed for bankruptcy (representing himself in court, natch), and his he former friend, Jim Cramer, who nominated him for chairman of the Federal Reserve turned his back when times got tough. We never stopped hoping that things would get better for Nails, though. And it apparently, they have. Way better.

After living “like Gandhi, out of a bag,” Dykstra has somehow managed to land himself a 12th-story penthouse in Westwood. It’s there that he “plots a financial comeback,” the specifics of which of yet to be banged out but may include hawking old photos on Craigslist and working as a phone sex operator. He’s also said to have “several” projects planned, including bringing back the Players Club magazine, spends a lot of time “chugging Red Bull,” and has a personal assistant named Destiny. The best news, though, is that Nails has got his spirit back.

“I have been fighting my whole life,” Dykstra said. “That’s why I have a new theme song, dude, and I am going to play it for you.”

“I want to be a billionaire, so … bad, buy all of the things I never had,” he sang along, loudly and off-key, to the Travie McCoy song “Billionaire,” as it blared from his Bose computer speakers. “I want to be on the cover of Forbes magazine, smiling next to Oprah and the queen.”

Lenny Dykstra Envisions A Comeback [LATimes]



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Attention Anyone Interested In Offering The “Young, Ambitious, Female MBA Student” Demanding Gigs Via Casual Encounters A Job

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If you’ve got a slot to fill but would like to see some qualifications first, a resume follows. Remember, nothing she will “not proceed with anything until you find [her] a job,” so don’t try any funny business. She’s serious.



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Lenny Dykstra Betrayed Jim Cramer’s Trust And Sullied The Good Name Of TheStreet.com For $250,000

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You might not have known it at the time, but in March 2008, circa the same month Jim Cramer called him the greatest mind on Wall Street, Lenny Dykstra was going through some money trubs. This was just prior to Dykstra putting his beloved Thousand Oaks home on the market, at a selling price that indicated he believed it possible to see a 33% return on the place, after having bought it from Wayne Gretzky for $18.5 million in August 2007 and owning it for ten months. As you are probably aware, despite LD’s streak of crazy spot on the money calls, this one did not pan out as he’d predicted, and the home was foreclosed on, though not before Nails ripped out the bathroom fixtures, left “unfit to print” items on the walls and floor (knowing Dykstra, one must assume feces), and blamed the whole thing on JPMorgan née WaMu. This was also prior to the former car wash king of California being forced to live out of his car and auction off phone calls with himself on Craigslist. But we’re getting ahead of ourselves.

In March 2008, our boy, likely due to the brain damage inflicted by seeing how far he could push a Twizzler into his ear and not stopping when he felt resistance, just thought he need a little cash. Two-hundred and fifty thousand would probably do the trick, and as luck would have it, someone was offering him that exact amount!

In the late winter of 2008, an entrepreneur named Richard O’Connor, who had become Dykstra’s favored adviser, introduced him to Shannon Illingworth, the founder of a publicly traded company called Automated Vending Technologies, or AVT, and the two quickly cut a deal. O’Connor told me that on March 25, 2008, Illingworth gave Dykstra roughly $250,000 worth of AVT stock in exchange for plugging the company on Cramer’s website, TheStreet.com, and promising to provide a personal introduction to Cramer. O’Connor claims that Dykstra told him he knew the pay-to-plug arrangement was illegal. To avoid getting caught, O’Connor says, the former All-Star baseball player had a solution: “We can just put the stock in Keith’s name,” referring to his brother-in-law, Keith Peel.

And so it was done. O’Connor provided me copies of stock certificates showing that on March 25, 2008, Keith Peel was issued 250,000 shares of AVT stock, which traded at roughly $1 a share. “Keith didn’t know anything about it,” says O’Connor, maintaining that using Peel’s name was a way to stash the stock away from potential regulatory oversight. The shares were held at Dykstra’s mansion, which is where O’Connor retrieved them. Just two weeks later, on June 6, 2008, Dykstra offered his premium subscribers a curious “bonus” recommendation: a plain old penny stock named AVT, “which gives investors a lot of potential upside.” Dykstra droned on endlessly about the stock, with all the conviction of a prisoner of war extolling the cause of his captors for the cameras.

When I contacted him shortly before The Zeroes printed, AVT founder Illingworth admitted that he hired Dykstra as a consultant for his “relationships with TheStreet.com, Cramer,” and that the idea for Dykstra to tout his company’s stock was “mutual.” (Despite the certificates, Illingworth denied ever giving Dykstra or Peel $250,000 worth of stock; instead he claims the only money he gave to Dykstra was $15,000 to trade on his behalf, a sum that disappeared.)

O’Connor claims that Illingworth was angry that he didn’t get more plugs from Dykstra, or a meeting with Cramer. O’Connor also says while advising Dykstra in the first half of 2008, he saw multiple other offers from small company CEOs offering Dykstra cash in exchange for access to Cramer, though he does not know if Dykstra ever cashed in on those opportunities.

Lenny Dykstra Stock Scandal [TDB]



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Eavesdropping In: Get Ready For The Situation’s Rap Song; Kim & Christina Now BFFs; Dude Busted For Trying To Trade Weed On Craigslist; Lakers…

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  • Brace yourselves, The Situation makes his rap debut this week [TMZ]
  • Kim Kardashian and Christina Aguilera are new BFFs [NYPost]
  • AZ idiot posts Craigslist ad to trade weed for an iPad [HuffPost]
  • Celtics beat Lakers in Game 5, only one win away from championship [LATimes]
  • Stop traffic: Brad Pitt finally trimmed that bushy beard [Popeater]

Article courtesy of Los Angeles | Guest of a Guest – Los Angeles People, Places, Parties & Nightlife

A Phone Call From And Framed Picture Of Lenny Dykstra Can Be Yours For Practically Nothing

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In this case, “practically” nothing = $3,200 but it’ll be worth it. A) You’ll get the above items, which are priceless and B) You’ll get to say you were the guy or gal who saved LD from turning tricks, which is what’s coming next if someone doesn’t take one for the team.

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Meanwhile, On Craigslist…

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A 27 year-old financial services employee named has a special offer for a special lady. Want to live in a 2,000 square foot apartment with your own bathroom, large kitchen and spacious living room, for $300 a month? You can! If you’re “an attractive, slim and easy going woman,” 18-27 years old. There are no strings attached, only one requirement, which is that you walk around in your underwear.

Not all the time, and never at my command. It would be as if you lived alone and walked around in your underwear to run to the kitchen, bathroom, to watch TV…etc. I am at the tough part of career where I have 65 hour weeks to “pay my dues.” I am trying to add some excitement to my life. I know it makes no sense to put my pic on here if I want it to be confidential but I figured it was a necessary risk to take if I wanted solid reposes.

Unique New York City Apartment Share for an ‘Attractive, Slim, and Easygoing’ Girl [BroBible]

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