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Eavesdropping In: Tiger Blames Infidelity On Golf; Ronni Chasen Murder Case "Wide Open"; Judge OK’s Hollywood Blvd Performers; Bristol…

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Tiger Woods blames his infidelity on the sport of golf. He actually wrote it in an essay for Newsweek. Yes, ON GOLF! [Post]
Detectives make little headway in the investigation of publicist Ronni Chasen's murder by gunshot in Beverly Hills [LATimes]
Judge rules street performers dre[...]

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“It was a nervous breakthrough… I learned don’t do it. Don’t be around people who don’t like you… I go on this trip, I’m trying to be…

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Got that, guys? The complete and utter mental collapse of Kelly Bensimon we all saw on last week's epic episode of the “Real Housewives of New York” was not a breakdown, but actually a breakthrough, a moment of clarity and healing.  All of those tragic moments of inexplicable emotion and rattling, nonsensical psychobabble were all part of a healthy process: When she started weeping over the canvas tote bag embroidered with her initials that Bethenny gave her, and cried to Jill on the phone about her nightmares of being murdered by Bethenny, and told Alex she was a vampire, and suggested repeatedly that Al Sharpton was in the room — she was just having a breakthrough, okay?

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"I can’t be photographed with a vibrator."

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Oh poor Kelly Bensimon.  She means well but the NYC Housewife is not too swift on the uptake. Her stance on being photographed with vibrators is completely respectable as a mother of two young daughters.

Unfortunately what was being handed to her when she said this was actually an acne-fighting device, most definitely not a vibrator. Even though we don't quite understand how you could confuse the zit zapper (it's ends are flat and square…) with a vibrator, somehow it's forgivable.


TRIA's zit zapper device

[Photos via Tria Beauty and SuperiorPics]

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