First, there was the World Cup outcome-predicting cephalopod mollusk that everyone was obsessed with, who the financial media took great glee in pointing out made better predictions than UBS. Now there’s Grandpa the Monkey, who’ll likely serve up another kick in the pants for the Swiss bank in the coming days.

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You’d really be helping them out and apparently they’ve got high hopes, so it’d be yet another kick in the pants for yet another thing to fail. Do it for Dick. [CNBC]

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