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Eavesdropping In: Schwarzenegger Fathered Child With Longtime Staffer; Morgellons Disease Isn’t Real; Lindsay Lohan Stalker?; Seth MacFarlane’s…

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  • ….Aaaand the bomb has finally dropped: Maria Shriver left Arnold Schwarzenegger after learning he fathered a child with one of their household staffers of 20 years over a decade ago. [TMZ]
  • Mayo Clinic study finds Morgellons disease, wherein patients believe their skin is infested with parasites, is a figment of the afflicted’s imagination. [LATimes]
  • Lindsay Lohan takes to Twitter with photos and fearful tweets about a really creepy alleged stalker, asks that her supporters and fans stand by her. [KTLA]
  • Seth MacFarlane will reinterpret cartoon classic, “The Flintstones” for Fox to air in 2013. [PE]
  • Mother Nature is seriously menopausal or something; crappy weather and record lows this week… :( [KABC]

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The GofG L.A. Coachella 2011 Weekend Party Guide!

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Dear Coachella-goers, we know this is the most important information for your Coachella weekend, so stop fronting like you care more about the set times. Most of you are only going for the parties anyway, right? Right. Cool. We’ll see you there, er, we’ll be there, we won’t necessarily see you though because our eyes may be under-performing… We know it’s not in your nature to plan ahead and we’ve made the spontaneous game-planning for where to get your face melted easy with this comprehensive guide to all the parties in the desert this weekend. Read the full story

HP Strategy Day With Apotheker: What To Expect (Update)

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Hewlett-Packard (HPQ) shares are up 24 cents, or 0.6%, at $41.89 as the company hosts a “strategy summit” between CEO Leo Apotheker and analysts, the first real “big picture” pow-wow Apotheker has had with the Street since he was named to the job last October.

A few analysts on Friday offered their views on what to expect today:

Baird & Co.’s Jayson Noland, who has an Outperform rating on the stock, wrote that he’s expecting “an update on its [HP's] long-term strategic vision, including thoughts on M&A, cross-divisional synergies, revenue growth, and the data center opportunity.”

Revenue growth, however, may threaten the bottom line, notes Noland.

Among potential areas of software acquisitions, Noland focuses on “infrastructure management,” “data management,” and “analytics” as the areas he thinks are most of interest to the company.

Noland has a $55 price target on HP shares.

On that last score, Amit Daryanani with RBC Capital Markets wrote on Friday that HP gets just 3% of revenue from software, versus IBM (IBM) at 20% and Oracle at 65%. “Investors will look for clarity around the nature and segments of software deals, the valuation discipline around deals, and targeted revenues from software,” writes Daryanani.

He expects HP will be pressed to explain how it will fix issues in its services business given hiccups in the most recent quarter.

And like Noland, he expresses concern on the profit front. To wit, cost controls have been a “hallmark” of HP for years. “There is concern that the paradigm has shifted under a new CEO,” he writes, and what’s needed is some clarity about how selling, general & administrative costs may rise.

Daryanani is not expecting any update on financial metrics. He has an Outperform rating on the stock and a $56 price target.

BMO Capital’s Keith Bachman wrote that the focus should be on “management strategy and focus,” the ability to achieve 2011′s company forecast, how much operating expense will impact margins, and the role of M&A. Bachman sees the event, however, as “neutral” for the stock, as “we think HP will need to hit several quarters to warrant multiple expansion.”

Bachman reiterated an Outperform rating on HP shares and a $52 price target.

Update: Interestingly, a couple of outlets chose today to focus on IBM’s outlook. Bloomberg’s Katie Hoffman this morning points out that IBM has “hit its longest stretch without an acquisition in almost eight years,” noting that the company hasn’t done a deal since October of last year, and that in another 15 days, it will be the longest “dry spell” since Sam Palmisano became CEO. And the Financial Times’s Richard Waters writes today that IBM’s head of services, Mike Daniels, boasts that the company is “years ahead” of HP in integrating services and software.

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Japanese Tsunami Waves Hit L.A. Coast, May Help Clear Redondo’s Dead Fish

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L.A. is urged to avoid the beaches today as a precaution as smaller waves from the massive Japanese tsunami are hitting the SoCal coast. No damage is expected but Redondo Beach is hoping the natural disaster offshoot could help with that nasty fish situation. Read the full story

We Now Know Who To Definitively Blame For The Financial Crisis

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According to the Financial Crisis Inquiry Committee:

* The banks (“Like Icarus, they never feared flying ever closer to the sun”)

* Alan Greenspan

* Ben Bernanke

* The Bush administration

* Hank Paulson

* The 2000 decision to shield over-the-counter derivatives from regulation

* Tim Geithner

* The Office of the Comptroller of the Currency,

* The Office of Thrift Supervision

* The Fed

* The SEC

* “human action and inaction, not Mother Nature or computer models gone haywire”

* Credit-rating agencies (“cogs in the wheel of financial destruction”)

Who’s a little to blame but not a lot?

* Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac “contributed to the crisis but were not a primary cause”

* “Aggressive homeownership goals” were not major culprits


Financial Meltdown Was ‘Avoidable,’ Study Concludes
[NYT]



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Write-Offs: 01.24.11

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$$$ Private Equity Makes Return To IPO Game [WSJ]

$$$ Buyout Billionaire Alec Gores Said to Prepare Offer for Dodgers [Bloomberg]

$$$ “Zoia said hedge fund job-seekers should look where institutional investors are putting their money to determine where hedge funds might want to add talent. For every $1 billion in new assets for an established fund, a manager will typically hire about 15 employees, he said, although the amount of hiring depends on the nature of the strategy.” [FINS]

$$$ The two shared an almost frat-boy-like camaraderie. Mr. Drapkin playfully called diminutive and balding Mr. Perelman “the Dwarf” or “the Putz.” Mr. Perelman shot right back, calling his partner “the Asshole.” [Crain's]

$$$ And Now, A New York City Subway Cat-Fight [Gawker]

$$$ AIG CEO Gets Good Prognosis, Will Stay Until 2012 [CNBC]

$$$ SEC Division of Risk, Strategy, & Financial Innovation Could Use A Few Good Men… [SSA]

$$$ SEC looks at Cahill, Goldman Sachs link [Boston Globe]



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Five Coachella Fashion Tips From Berlin Fashion Week

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via guestofaguest.com: We're really getting in the spirit of things with all this Coachella talk. Even Mother Nature is showing her excitement with this current nod to the temps we'll experience there. So here are some styling tips for your April weekend jaunt in the desert, straight from[...]

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Mark Haines Gave Erin Burnett A Bra For Christmas

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What? Like that’s weird?

[via BI]

Number one, it’s not weird, and number two, it’s even less weird that the nature of the bra–it doubles as a gas mask– encourages one to take it off. For those of you wondering what Haines did with the matching panties, I think it’s pretty obvious he kept those for himself.



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Ten Years Ago Paul Tudor Jones Had An Acute Case Of Plantar Fasciitis

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This story and more in Tudor’s latest letter to investors.

Our extraordinary times offer extraordinary opportunities, but as with most opportunities, there will be winners and losers.

Economies in the developed world find themselves with unemployment levels not seen since the Great Depression. The response from respective governments has been massive fiscal stimulus in conjunction with monetary easing. And now many of these governments, having exhausted all fiscal stimulus measures that are politically feasible, are about to embark on another round of quantitative easing. The Bank of England, the Bank of Japan and the US Federal Reserve have implemented, or are considering implementing, significant rounds of government securities purchases.

Will these measures actually succeed in lowering the chronically high levels of unemployment? Or are the unemployment problems of these countries so structural in nature that these policies will have only limited impact?

We’ve enlisted modeling and forecasting firm Macroeconomic Advisers, LLC to assist with answers to these questions. But, first, a story: About ten years ago I had an acute case of plantar fasciitis in the left foot, a condition in which the fascia, or the covering right beneath the skin, had become highly inflamed. I asked Pete Egoscue (egoscue.com), a renowned postural specialist but one without medical training, to take a look at my foot. Pete had, after all, healed a number of people I knew, including my wife. Because Pete was self-taught, I was a skeptic— as any good trader would be.

Pete said that he did not need to look at my foot because my foot was not the problem— a response that suggested I was dealing with a quack. But I was patient and continued to listen. He proceeded to explain that the pain in my left foot was the consequence of a structural, postural deficiency in my hip alignment. My right hip was rotated in such a fashion as to make the left side of my body do all the work and bear all the weight, culminating in the inflammation of my left foot. “The pain you feel in your left foot is just the symptom,” Pete said. “If you treat it symptomatically and ignore the structural issue, you will never solve the problem.” I did not immediately grasp the full meaning of his words, but I followed his prescription,and in a few days the pain was gone. Some time later I realized that those words were probably the wisest I have ever heard from any human being, and that they apply to more than just the human body.

The developed world, and the United States in particular, is suffering an economic malaise the likes of which we’ve seen only rarely in the last 100 years. Policy makers are searching for solutions, but they are too focused on the painful symptoms of unemployment to see the misshapen structure causing it. In so doing, they are presenting some of the more wonderful trading opportunities in quite some time: winners and losers.

The root cause of the unemployment woes is quite obvious. In the United States alone, in the last two decades, nearly six million jobs in manufacturing have been lost overseas. This equates to nearly four percentage points of the
current 9.7% US unemployment rate. As importantly, the migration of these jobs contributed to the most unsustainable economic imbalance in the world today—China’s persistent bilateral trade surplus with the United States. During the last decade, China accumulated almost $1.4 trillion of US debt and at least $2.3 trillion in global assets. These figures could grow to $3.8 trillion and $7 trillion, respectively, over the next decade if the current renminbi/US dollar (RMB/USD) exchange rate continues to be artificially suppressed from appreciating.

One entity owning this much debt of one debtor, let alone a foreign government, creates too much risk concentration, and has possibly repressed volatility for debtor and creditor alike. The risk may seem manageable now, but who knows what the nature and temperament of the Chinese and American leaders will be in ten years? Isn’t it possible that either side could weaponize financial imbalances to the detriment of domestic and global stability?

How did we get here? On January 1, 1994, China devalued its currency by 50% in a single day, and since then has experienced a manufacturing boom. After 15 years of impressive productivity gains relative to its trading partners,
though, it now resists the smallest appreciation. (The IMF implies the RMB could be as much as 30% undervalued taking 2000 as a base, but absolute purchasing power parity would argue that undervaluation is even greater—
possibly as much as 60%.) Clearly, there is a direct correlation between the six million manufacturing jobs lost in the US and the close to twelve million manufacturing jobs gained in China over the last two decades. Robert E. Scott, a
Senior International Economist and Director of International Programs at the Economic Policy Institute, estimates that the growing trade deficit with China, a partial consequence of the undervalued RMB, cost the US 2.4 million jobs
between 2001 and 2008 alone, the equivalent of 1.6% of the current unemployment rate.

As someone who has traded foreign exchange since 1980, I believe the RMB/USD rate is currently the single most important of all exchange rates. It not only drives the largest foreign trade relationship in the world, it also drives
virtually every other exchange rate globally. Dozens of other emerging market countries suppress their exchange rate against the US dollar because the RMB is effectively pegged to the dollar. And what is remarkable is the lack of any
concrete policy initiative in the US to change this. For several years, the US Treasury has threatened to name China as a currency manipulator 2 but has always found a basis for avoidance. Even if Treasury cited China, it would just set in motion more negotiations that would likely go nowhere. The lone serious attempt to impose a cost on China’s distortion of global financial markets this year was congressional action on the Currency Reform for Fair Trade Act, known as the Ryan Bill, which would allow US companies to file complaints against China’s currency policies with the Commerce Department, and would empower the Department to levy tariffs and countervailing duties on imports from China.

The Ryan Bill passed in the House of Representatives a few weeks ago by a vote of 348 to 79 but is stalled in the Senate. It drew immediate ire from the Chamber of Commerce as well as from eight former US Trade Representatives to China. But it was the very advocacy of the Chamber of Commerce and those Trade Representatives that led us to our current trade deficit. As Einstein said, “Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.”

That so many Americans continue to accept this suppression of a variety of exchange rates against the dollar is probably a function of the fact that for so long this suppression provided benefits such as cheap goods and cheap credit. In addition, for a while, manufacturing jobs seemed to be replaced by jobs in the service economy and construction industry without any economic disruption or any rise in the unemployment rate. However, the bursting of the credit bubble exposed the true structural decay that had occurred in the US economy. But, like zombies, many Americans still cling to the naive belief that we can return to the good times of the 90s and the earlier part of this decade, unable or unwilling to recognize that those high times were a debt-driven anomaly.

This delusion is fueled by a myriad of financial pundits who warn about the dangers of disrupting free trade. They are quick to point out that the Ryan Bill is contrary to rules of the World Trade Organization. Incredibly, in the WTO’s rules of governance, there is not one reference in any of its documents to the underlying bilateral exchange rate between two countries when trying to reconcile trade differences. It is like trying to referee a World Cup match with a
soccer ball that only the players can see. In the case of a controlled or manipulated exchange rate, it is patently unfair if the currency of one partner is grossly misaligned, as the RMB/USD rate is.

Any serious attempt to address the structural imbalance is met with a chorus of boos from financial industry pundits who rail against “protectionism.” In discussions involving the Ryan Bill, these pundits have few qualms with lobbing into the mix, like grenades, those most dangerous of words: “Trade War.” They often invoke the specter of Smoot-Hawley, the infamous US tariff act that triggered a trade war in which American exports and imports were slashed by half, leading a number of economists to argue that its passage contributed significantly to the Great Depression. But what they fail to see, or neglect to acknowledge, is that in modern times there never has been free trade with China; the US has already been in a trade war for nearly two decades; and it is the only time in this nation’s history it surrendered without ever firing a shot.

The United States lost six million jobs, indebted itself to China by $1.4 trillion, and received in return a host of consumer goods, many of which now reside in landfills across the country.

“Trade War” is a very dangerous phrase. Clearly, China and the US are commercial competitors and not enemies. There is no reason for “combat” in any sense of the term. The Chinese have set the RMB/USD peg artificially low
because they believed it was necessary in order to shift from an agrarian to an industrial-based economy. The United States also protected its nascent industrial sector when it did the same thing in the 19th century. Developing a significant export-oriented manufacturing base was part of an ambitious plan to relocate hundreds of millions of rural Chinese to cities where they could obtain manufacturing jobs and pursue a better life. It worked. China’s coasts now burst with export-dependent factories and cities. But now and going forward, China’s export strategy is completely unsustainable. In the intermediate term, much less the long term, it is becoming clear that the main buyer of China’s exports—the United States—can no longer foot the bill. A much better policy would be finding the right balance between domestic demand and exports through a stronger currency. Brazil did this brilliantly between 2005 and 2007. Their currency appreciated 34% against the dollar yet the economy grew 2% more than the prior
three years and above what was thought previously to be the speed limit. The incoming Chinese administration of 2012 will be forced to contend with a population that has been relocated and retrained for jobs that may one day
disappear, much as they did in the United States, all because China engaged in a futile attempt to avoid an inevitable re-equilibration of exchange rates. After all, one way or the other, the real US and Chinese exchange rate will find equilibrium– either through nominal movement or through relative inflation rates.

Just as the Chinese elite have become dangerously wed to an unsustainable export-driven manufacturing model, the US elite have become indifferent to mercantilist assaults on the global trade framework. In mid-September, when the Bank of Japan intervened to suppress the value of the yen against the dollar, there was no response from America’s political, financial and media leaders. While these interventions might have been understandable six years ago, when Japan’s economy was relatively less well off than that of the United States, they are far from necessary today: Japan has an unemployment rate that is half that of the United States and it still runs a trade surplus. Nonetheless, Japan intervened to protect its export industry, and the United States, incomprehensibly, responded with not even a whimper, let alone a bang.



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An Example Of What’ll Get You Fired From Lehman Brothers

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It’s not just chinos and pieces on the side. Another thing that made the Gorilla table flippingly mad was uppity pipsqueaks who dared to mention concerns about the firm committing fraud. Via the WSJ, here’s the letter that got whistle-blower Matthew Lee fired. He won’t make that mistake again!

MATTHEW LEE

May 18, 2008

PERSONAL AND CONFIDENTIAL

BY HAND

Mr. Martin Kelly, Controller

Mr. Gerard Reilly, Head of Capital Markets Product Control

Ms. Erin Callan, Chief Financial Officer

Mr. Christopher O’Meara, Chief Risk Officer

Lehman Brothers Holdings, Inc. and subsidiaries

745 7th Avenue

New York, N.Y. 10019

Gentlemen and Madam:

I have been employed by Lehman Brothers Holdings, Inc. and subsidiaries (the “Firm”) since May 1994, currently in the position of Senior Vice President in charge of the Firm’s consolidated and unconsolidated balance sheets of over one thousand legal entities worldwide. During my tenure with the Firm I have been a loyal and dedicated employee and always have acted in the Firm’s best interests.

I have become aware of certain conduct and practices, however, that I feel compelled to bring to your attention, as required by the Firm’s Code of Ethics, as Amended February 17, 2004 (the “Code”) and which requires me, as a Firm employee, to bring to the attention of management conduct and actions on the part of the Firm that I consider to possibly constitute unethical or unlawful conduct. I therefore bring the following to your attention, as required by the Code, “to help maintain a culture of honesty and accountability”. (Code, first paragraph).

The second to last section of the Code is captioned “FULL, FAIR, ACCURATE, TIMELY AND UNDERSTANDABLE DISCLOSURE”. That section provides, in relevant part, as follows:

“It is crucial that all books of account, financial statements and records of the Firm reflect the underlying transactions and any disposition of assets in a full, fair, accurate and timely manner. All employees…must endeavor to ensure that information in documents that Lehman Brothers files with or submits to the SEC, or otherwise disclosed to the public, is presented in a full, fair, accurate, timely and understandable manner. Additionally, each individual involved in the preparation of the Firm’s financial statements must prepare those statements in accordance with Generally Accepted Accounting Principles, consistently applied, and any other applicable accounting standards and rules so that the financial statements present fairly, in all material respects, the financial position, results of operations and cash flows of the Firm.

Furthermore, it is critically important that financial statements and related disclosures be free of material errors. Employees and directors are prohibited from knowingly making or causing others to make a materially misleading, incomplete or false statement to an accountant or an attorney in connection with an audit or any filing with any governmental or regulatory entity. In that connection, no individual, or any person acting under his or her direction, shall directly or indirectly take any action to coerce, manipulate, mislead or fraudulently influence any of the Firm’s internal auditors or independent auditors if he or she knows (or should know) that his or her actions, if successful, could result in rendering the Firm’s financial statements materially misleading”

In the course of performing my duties for the Firm, I have reason to believe that certain conduct on the part of senior management of the Firm may be in violation of the Code. The following is a summary of the conduct I believe may violate the Code and which I feel compelled, by the terms of the Code, to bring to your attention.

1. Senior Firm management manages its balance sheet assets on a daily basis. On the last day of each month, the books and records of the Firm contain approximately five (5) billion dollars of net assets in excess of what is managed on the last day of the month. I believe this pattern indicates that the Firm’s senior management is not in sufficient control of its assets to be able to establish that its financial statements are presented to the public and governmental agencies in a “full, fair accurate and timely manner”. In my opinion, respectfully submitted, I believe the result is that at the end of each month, there could be approximately five (5) billion dollars of assets subject to a potential write-off. I believe it will take a significant investment of personnel and better control systems to adequately identify and quantify these discrepancies but, at the minimum, I believe the manner in which the Firm is reporting these assets is potentially misleading to the public and various governmental agencies. If so, I believe the Firm may be in violation of the Code.

2. The Firm has an established practice of substantiating each balance sheet account for each of its worldwide legal entities on a quarterly basis. While substantiation is somewhat subjective, it appears to me that the Code as well as Generally Accepted Accounting Principles require the Firm to support the net dollar amount in an account balance in a meaningful way supporting the Firm’s stated policy of “full, fair, accurate and timely manner” valuation. The Firm has tens of billions of dollars of unsubstantiated balances, which may or may not be “bad” or non-performing assets or real liabilities. In any event, the Firm’s senior management may not be in a position to know whether all of these accounts are, in fact, described in a “full, fair, accurate and timely” manner, as required by the Code. I believe the Firm needs to make an additional investment in personnel and systems to adequately address this fundamental flaw.

3. The Firm has tens of billions of dollar of inventory that it probably cannot buy or sell in any recognized market, at the currently recorded current market values, particularly when dealing in assets of this nature in the volume and size as the positions the Firm holds. I do not believe the manner in which the Firm values that inventory is fully realistic or reasonable, and ignores the concentration in these assets and their volume size given the current state of the market’s overall liquidity.

4. I do not believe the Firm has invested sufficiently in the required and reasonably necessary financial systems and personnel to cope with this increased balance sheet, specifically in light of the increased number of accounts, dollar equivalent balances and global entities, which have been created by or absorbed within the Firm as a result of the Firm’s rapid growth since the Firm became a publicly traded company in 1994.

5. Based upon my experience and the years I have worked for the Firm, I do not believe there is sufficient knowledgeable management in place in the Mumbai, India Finance functions and department. There is a very real possibility of a potential misstatement of material facts being efficiently distributed by that office.

6. Finally, based upon my personal observations over the past years, certain senior level internal audit personnel do not have the professional expertise to properly exercise the audit functions they are entrusted to manage, all of which have become increasingly complex as the Firm has undergone rapid growth in the international marketplace.

I provide these observations to you with the knowledge that all of us at the Firm are entrusted to observe and respect the Code. I would be happy to discuss any details regarding the foregoing with senior management but I felt compelled, both morally and legally, to bring these issues to your attention. These are, indeed, turbulent times in the economic world and demand, more than ever, our adherence and respect of the Code so that the Firm may continue to enjoy the investing public’s trust and confidence in us.

Very truly yours,

MATTHEW LEE

cc: Erwin J. Shustak, Esq.

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