A breathtaking portrait hanging in JD’s yet-to-be-sold Chicago home. [Luxist]

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Go with me on this.

I’m asking because apparently Geoffrey Raymond, the preeminent artist of our time, is selling the above for $40,000. If you’re interested but need to see it up close before writing a check, Raymond is displaying it right now in front of the NYSE. In related news, who here pictured JC having that much chest hair? I personally never gave it much thought but now confronted with the question I’d have to say yeah, he’s probably pretty rug-like. (Perhaps not so much as a result of genetics but one misguided summer as a lifeguard on Jones Beach, not realizing the consequences of taking a razor to his chest.)

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A lot of people who bought portraits of Big Al before it turned out that he was responsible for blowing up the world are now embarrassed to keep their pieces out in public where their friends my see them. For now they’re just biding their time til McG bites the big one, at which point they can pull the portraits out of the attic and sell them for a buck for two. If you’re a Greenspan hater but a lover o’ art, this one you can feel free to keep above the mantle. It’s the Doctor, in his own take on reverse cowgirl, wearing chaps.

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A lot of people who bought portraits of Big Al before it turned out that he was responsible for blowing up the world are now embarrassed to keep their pieces out in public where their friends my see them. For now they’re just biding their time til McG bites the big one, at which point they can pull the portraits out of the attic and sell them for a buck for two. If you’re a Greenspan hater but a lover o’ art, this one you can feel free to keep above the mantle. It’s the Doctor, in his own take on reverse cowgirl, wearing chaps.

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