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Bonus Watch ‘10: Bankers And Traders Working For UK Firms To Get Nada After Taxes?

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The numbers have been crunched and there’s good news and less good news.

The good news is you’re getting a bonus. The less good news is you don’t get to keep it.

The highest paid bankers and traders in the UK and Europe who receive a bonus of £1m this year could end up receiving no money at all after tax in 2011 – and may face a tax bill that is bigger than the upfront cash part of their bonus – under current European proposals to reform remuneration. Calculations by Financial News based on the latest bonus proposals by the Committee of European Banking Supervisors show that anyone in the UK – or working for a UK bank anywhere in the world – who receives a £1m bonus would receive a maximum of £200,000 in cash upfront.

Of this, £100,000 would be payable in income tax and, depending on the nature and structure of the award, another £100,000 could be payable in tax immediately. Including national insurance, or higher marginal tax rates in some European countries, the upfront tax liability could be more than the upfront bonus.

Bonuses Go Up In Smoke [eF]



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Opening Bell: 11.12.10

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G-20 Delays Imbalance Deal (WSJ)
The U.S. and G-20 host South Korea ran into strong opposition from such exporting powers as China and Germany to a proposal to quantify limits on current-account surpluses and deficits. At the heart of the controversy are fundamental issues of how countries would need to restructure their economies. “These are not going to be easy issues to resolve,” said Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper. “But I think we’ve got everyone talking the same language, everyone understanding longer-term what has to be done.”

Morgan Stanley May Shed Quantitative Trading Unit (NYT)
For nearly two decades, the mathematical whiz Peter Muller and his secretive band of traders have helped power Morgan Stanley to bigger profits. But now Morgan Stanley and Mr.Muller are in advanced talks about splitting up. Under the plan being discussed, Morgan Stanley would spin off Mr. Muller’s unit, called Process Driven Trading, and keep a minority stake. The Process Driven Trading unit generated an estimated $4 billion in profits in the 10 years through 2006, according to Scott Patterson’s book, “The Quants.” [Since 1992] Mr.Muller stocked the group with Ph.D.’s and housed them on their own floor, away from the hurly-burly excitement of Morgan Stanley’s mammoth stock trading floor. To stimulate productivity and cerebral thinking, he had ceiling lights installed that changed color every 15 seconds.

Even though he and his unit were minting money, Mr.Muller quit working full-time for Morgan Stanley in 2001, saying, according to a short biography on his Web site, that he realized he “can no longer find happiness in the corporate world.” Over the next several years, he traveled to Bhutan, New Zealand and Hawaii, hiking and kayaking, with his five-pound keyboard in tow. He took up yoga and began writing crossword puzzles, many of which appeared in The New York Times and other newspapers. He indulged his love of music, writing songs, releasing two albums under his own label and playing his guitar on the streets of Barcelona and in New York City subways. He also pursued his passion for poker, a favorite pastime of quantitative traders. He played in a few tournaments on the World Poker Tour. In his first tournament he came in fourth and took home nearly $100,000. In late 2006, Muller returned full time to Morgan Stanley.

Obama Assails China on Trade, Monetary Policy (AP)
“It wasn’t any easier to talk about currency when I was first elected and my poll numbers were at 65 percent,” Obama argued at the close of the G20 summit, after bluntly accusing Beijing of undervaluing its currency.

Exotic Cars Go ‘Green’ At $100,000 And Up (WSJ)
Next year, Volkswagen AG’s Bentley will sell its Continental GT Coupe with an optional V8 engine it says will emit up to 40% less carbon dioxide than the coupe’s standard 12-cylinder motor. Bentley already is in the midst of making all of its new models able to use ethanol fuel by 2012. Porsche AG plans to sell a plug-in hybrid car called the 918 Spyder that it says will yield up to 78 miles per gallon. Expected to arrive as early as 2013, it could carry a price tag close to €500,000 ($682,260), executives at the German car maker estimate. Porsche said it has already received roughly 2,300 informal order pledges from would-be customers.

Mizuho To Buy $500 Million BlackRock Stake (WSJ)
Mizuho Financial Group Inc. said Friday it will pay $500 million for a 2% stake in BlackRock, a deal designed to help Japan’s second-largest bank by assets ramp up its asset-management operations.

Private banks keep hiring as rich get richer (Reuters)
Hiring sprees this year have taken some firms beyond their pre-crisis staffing levels, as banks believe growth in Asia, and robust revenues elsewhere, will support the expansion. Citi for instance plans to add between 100 and 200 senior staff to its private bank over the next few years, Dena Brumpton, chief operating officer at its private bank, told Reuters.

Seeking Guidance on Dodd-Frank’s Diversity Clause (Dealbook)
As Wall Street scrambles to comply with the regulations of the Dodd-Frank financial overhaul, one little-noticed provision has executives scratching their heads. The statute, included in Section 342 of the bill, creates 20 Offices of Minority and Women Inclusion at the various regulatory agencies, including the Treasury, the Securities and Exchange Commission, the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation, the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency, the 12 Federal Reserve banks and the newly created Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. Once established, the offices are charged with monitoring the diversity at the agencies as well as at any contractors or subcontractors, including law firms, accounting firms and investment banks. These contracts, totaling in the billions a year, are typically awarded to private firms for services like debt issuances and sales of government assets, as well as more general advisory services. Section 342 was proposed by Representative Maxine Waters.

Barclays to Reimburse Gay Workers for Taxes on U.S. Benefits (Bloomberg)
The aim is to offset the tax on benefits for same-sex partners that doesn’t apply to spouses in heterosexual marriages because same-sex partnerships aren’t recognized as marriages under U.S. law, the London-based bank said today in a statement.

Moscow vows revenge on top double agent (FT)
A Russian official said: “We know who he is and where he is. Do not doubt that a Mercader has been sent after him already.” The comment was an apparent reference to Ramón Mercader, the Soviet-picked assassin who in 1940 murdered Leon Trotsky, the exiled communist leader, with an ice pick in Mexico. Vladimir Putin, Russia’s prime minister, had alluded to the existence of a mole within the SVR espionage agency after a meeting with the 10 returned spies, who were traded in July for four accused US and British agents in Russia. “This was the result of treason and traitors always meet a bad end,” Mr Putin said. “The special services live by their own laws and everyone knows what these laws are.”



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UBS Traders Irate Over Theft Of Proprietary Information By Hong-Kong Based Firm

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The above photo is the header on the website for a firm called Ehrman-Loeb, the suggestion of course being that it is a shot of their trading floor. That suggestion, you should know, is a bald-faced lie and some people are not going to take it lying down.

Those people are the friends and family of the UBS trading floor located in Stamford, CT, many of whom have informed us this morning that the above image is of their domain with the logo of these crooks photo-shopped on. They are not happy about it and now that the bank has put Projects No Taxes and No Profit behind them, have the time to do with pressing issues such as the above. A friendly suggestion– cease and desist, mother fuckers.



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Eliot Spitzer’s Liason To The Hooker World Has New York Hedge Funds’ Backs

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As you may have heard, Kristin Davis, the former madam who supplied Eliot Ness with prostitutes when he was into that sort of thing, is running for governor of New York. She’s previously stated that her qualifications for the job are that she 1) “Was valedictorian of [her] high-school class 2) “Worked 10 years in finance [as] vice president of a hedge fund 3) “Went on to build a multimillion-dollar business from snatchscratch.” Today she elaborated on how her time in the industry helped prepare her for life (her boss was a real slave driver) and what you can expect should you vote Davis on election day.

“Manhattan Madam” Touts Her Hedge Fund Experience In Race For Governor [AR]



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Opening Bell: 10.08.10

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Greenspan Says US Creating ‘Scary’ Deficit By Borrowing (Bloomberg)
“We’re involved in a dangerous game,” Greenspan said yesterday at a foreign-exchange conference. “We’re increasing the debt held by the public at a pace that is closing” the gap between our debt and “any measure of borrowing capacity,” Greenspan said. “That cushion is growing very narrow.”

Larry Wilcox, “CHiPs” Actor, Charged with Securities Fraud (CBS)
The scheme involving Wilcox was one of several kickback operations run by more than a dozen small-company stock promoters, the Securities and Exchange Commission said Thursday. The SEC charged Wilcox and the others in lawsuits filed in Miami federal court. The SEC says the promoters were caught in an FBI undercover sting operation offering to pay kickbacks to pension-fund managers or stockbrokers for using their clients’ funds to buy penny stocks.

Cleveland Browns Owner Claims Hedge Fund Is Hiding His Money (Forbes)
Randy Lerner, the owner of the Cleveland Browns and the Aston Villa Football Club, is embroiled in a lawsuit over his October attempt to redeem $40 million from a hedge fund run by two sisters and a recent Republican Congressional candidate. In legal papers, Lerner claims the funds have been “hidden.”

Money Manager Who Crashed Plane Gets 10 Years (AP)
Hamilton Superior Court Judge Steven Nation sentenced Marcus Schrenker, who conned friends into investing in a fund that didn’t exist and tried to fake his death by parachuting out of a plane and crashing it when the scheme started to unravel, to 10 years in prison, ignoring Schrenker’s claims that a lighter sentence would give him enough time to make things right. Schrenker, 39, told Nation he wanted to repay investors and rebuild his relationship with the three children he’s seen only once since his arrest. He said he has bipolar disorder and had got caught in a downward spiral of stress after becoming addicted to painkillers.

Soros Says Banking System Remains “Too Connected” (Reuters)
“We didn’t grasp the real problems” in the financial regulation bill, Soros said at a Financial Times conference. Soros argued that the banking system is too compartmentalized and added he doesn’t see what has been done to solve that issue. “One thing you have to recognize is that markets are inherently unstable, and maintaining stability has to be the objective of financial authorities,” Soros said. “I think things have really gotten out of control and they have not been brought under control by what we’ve done so far.”

Finance Leaders To Try And End Currency Wars (Reuters)
“What we all want is a rebalancing of the global economy and this rebalancing cannot happen without … a change in the related value of currencies,” IMF Managing Director Dominque Strauss-Kahn said.

Obama May Try to Woo Business as P&G, Blackstone Vent (Bloomberg)
“I have every expectation as we go through the next several months that we are going to see a greater involvement with business than we have seen in some time,” said Tom Daschle, the former Senate Democratic leader and an Obama ally.

More Taxes In Finance, European Commission Says
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According to the commission, the financial sector is not taxed enough, and should be expected to take some responsibility for the crisis, and its institutions benefited greatly from subsequent government interventions.

Economy Sheds 95,000 Jobs; Rate at 9.6% as Easing Looms (Reuters)
Nonfarm payrolls dropped 95,000, the Labor Department said on this morning. Private employment increased 64,000 after rising 93,000 in August. A total of 77,000 temporary jobs for the decennial census were terminated last month.

Stimulus Checks Sent To Dead, Incarcerated (WSJ)
The Social Security Administration sent about 89,000 stimulus payments of $250 each to dead and incarcerated people—but almost half of them were returned, a new inspector-general’s report found. The agency was charged with distributing the one-time payments, worth about $13 billion in total, as part of the economic-stimulus package passed in February 2009.

Carlyle Betting Patience Will Pay For India Investment (Reuters)
“We hope to deploy a sizeable amount of capital in the market. We have a $2.5 billion fund which still has a lot of dry powder,” said Devinjit Singh.

HSBC Told To Improve Oversight (WSJ)
The orders give the board of HSBC North America Holdings Inc., based in New York, 30 days to submit a plan to strengthen the unit’s oversight of business risk management. The HSBC operation was ordered to “employ a permanent full-time” regional compliance officer for risk management. HSBC also must retain an outside consultant approved by the Fed to review the unit’s compliance program.



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Buffett: Cut Taxes For Everyone But Me And My Brethren

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Buffett said today at Fortune’s Most Powerful Women Summit in Washington that the nation’s tax code “has gotten distorted to a huge extent,” by levying higher taxes on secretaries and janitors than on CEOs and private equity whiners. “We are not taking in enough money at the federal government level,” he said. He said tax collections will have to rise back into the 18-20% range from below 15% lately. But Buffett also added a new twist in an interview after his appearance with CNNMoney.com’s Poppy Harlow: He said it’s time to cut taxes on those outside the top tax brackets. “We’re going to need to get more money,” said Buffett. “Why not get it from me instead of the guys who will serve us lunch?” [Fortune]



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Tax Cuts Broken Down In Terms Top Owners Can Understand

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Kiss these babies good-bye.

Have you not been getting your panties in a bunch over the potential expiration of the Bush tax cuts? Have you not been working yourself into a lather over how your life will be ruined– RUINED!!!– if what people are saying might go down does in fact go down? Maybe that’s just because you haven’t stopped to think about what you’re going to be losing. Bloomberg wants you to take this seriously so today they’ve brought out the big guns. Brace yourself, because this is going to hurt:

Wealthy Americans have the price of a BMW convertible riding on the outcome of the Congressional battle over tax cuts set to expire this year. A married New Yorker earning about $1 million in income, with an additional $50,000 in capital gains and $5,000 in dividends may pay about an extra $45,300 in federal income taxes, $2,500 in capital gains and $1,230 on dividends if Congress doesn’t extend the 2001 and 2003 tax reductions scheduled to end Dec. 31, says Alan Dlugash, a partner at Marks Paneth & Shron LLP, a New York-based accounting firm. That’s about a $50,000 hit, he said.

Holy god no! Not the moderately priced BMW! Is this real to you now? Are you getting it? Because that is NOT ALL. We started with the BMW just to ease you into the horror. Here’s what else is riding on these cuts:

* 2,500 shake-weights

* 25,000 Hundred Grand Bars

* 5,000 HJ’s courtesy of Dick Fuld, who’s been seen giving them out at $10 a pop in the 3rd floor men’s room of Barclays (that’s seriously a lot fewer HJ’s, which would positively ruin your year)

* A shitload of Crocs

* 3,333 of these (maybe NSFW)

* 400 of these and I know for FACT at least 3 guys who were going to buy that many and wallpaper their offices

* TWO FEWER OF THESE, which you KNOW is going to chap some serious hide.



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Opening Bell: 09.09.10

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SEC Says Prince, Rubin Knew of Losses on Assets at Suit’s Focus (Bloomberg)
Prince, the bank’s chief executive officer at the time, and Rubin, then-chairman, knew the highest-rated segments of subprime mortgage-backed securities were the source of about $200 million in new losses in October 2007, the Securities and Exchange Commission said yesterday in a filing at federal court in Washington. In July, the agency accused the bank and two other executives of failing to disclose $40 billion in subprime assets before losses surged. It didn’t target Prince and Rubin.

Obama Says US Can’t Afford To Extend Tax Cuts To Wealthiest (Bloomberg)
Obama said in a speech yesterday in Ohio that he realized that the recovery has been “painfully slow.” As a remedy, he urged Congress to enact measures to give businesses more tax breaks, keep tax cuts for middle-income Americans and let rates rise for the richest taxpayers.

Sweet On Goldman (NYP)
Goldman beat out other “Masters of the Universe,” such as Steve Schwarzman’s Blackstone Group, which , which ranked second, and Jamie Dimon’s JPMorgan No. 3, in an online survey.

August Is Another Cruel Month For Hedge Funds (Reuters)
The average fund lost 0.55 percent last month after gaining 1.9 percent in July, according to data released on Wednesday by New York consulting firm Hennessee Group. Hedge funds lost 1.29 percent in June and fell 3.21 percent in May, reported Hennessee, one of a handful of groups that track performance and asset flows in the secretive $1.5 trillion industry. Some managers who remembered May’s tumult played it safe and cut risky bets to protect capital when stocks declined sharply in the month, leaving them with better returns, while stocks declined sharply. Kenneth Griffin’s flagship funds at Citadel inched up 0.75 percent during August to be up 1.78 percent for the year to date, a person invested with the fund said. Meanwhile Steven Cohen’s SAC Capital Advisors gained 1 percent in August after a 3.7 percent gain in July. For the year, the fund is up 6 percent.

Barclays Hires Ex-CIT Chief Peek (WSJ)
Mr. Peek resigned from CIT, a lender to small business, at the end of last year after the company emerged from a quick trip through bankruptcy, during which it shed $10.5 billion in debt.

Female spectator gored to death in Spanish bull run (NYP)
A running bull gored and killed a female spectator who poked her head through a barrier during a town bull run in central Spain on Thursday, authorities said. “After poking her head through the bars she received a fatal blow to the head from a bull at the back of the herd,” said a statement by the town hall of Arganda del Rey near the capital Madrid.

Sweating Your Way To Success (NYT)
Peter Orszag: Let me focus today on the core one. Too many of us believe in the “talent” myth — that top performers are born, rather than built. But Syed shows that in almost every arena in which tasks are complex, top performers excel not because of innate ability but because of dedicated practice. In effect, the stars among us have practiced so much that they are better at what psychologists call “chunking.”

Moody’s: Bank writedowns at 2/3 of likely total (AP)
“It is clear to us that bank asset quality issues are past the peak,” said Moody’s Senior Vice President Craig Emrick. “However, charge-offs and non-performers remain near historic highs.” Although there is a sizable amount of nonperforming loans left to clear, “the remaining losses are beginning to look manageable,” Emrick said. Moody’s estimates that U.S. banks will write off a total of $744 billion in bad loans between 2008 and 2011. About $476 billion of that has already been recognized, leaving $268 billion to be booked. The agency estimated that 68 percent of residential mortgage losses have been taken, but only 49 percent of commercial real estate losses.

Swiss Taxes Lure New Single Hedge Fund Managers as Industry `Reinvented’ (Bloomberg)
“Heavy competition between cantons has helped to keep tax rates low,” making Switzerland more appealing, Regina Anhorn, one of the study’s authors, said in a presentation in Zurich. “We have seen famous names move part of their institution to Switzerland. We may see many more to come.” There are signs that fees charged by Swiss hedge funds fell over the past two years, from a typical 2 percent management fee and a 20 percent share of performance, according to the study. A 1 percent management fee is “increasing in popularity” together with a performance fee of 10 percent, it said.



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Get Paid To Shoot Someone From UBS

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Looking for a new gig (or a gig period)? Disheartened by the dearth of openings in the industry at the moment? Itching for the chance to get all up in UBS’s face? If you’re under 37, in “prime physical condition” and can shoot a gun, the IRS wants you for its Criminal Investigation Divsion, which is now hiring. [FINS]



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Stephen Schwarzman Having Difficulty Forming An Opinion On Current Administration

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President Obama and the business community have been at odds for months. But in July the chairman and cofounder of the Blackstone Group, one of the world’s largest private-equity firms, amped up the rhetoric. Stephen Schwarzman—the leading John McCain supporter in a firm that, in 2008, gave more money to Obama—was addressing board members of a nonprofit organization when he let loose. “It’s a war,” Schwarzman said of the struggle with the administration over increasing taxes on private-equity firms. “It’s like when Hitler invaded Poland in 1939.” [Newsweek]



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